destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over someone she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman
Why am I allowed unsupervised? I just made and ate a whole pack of chocolate pudding in 6 minutes.
I WANNA BE A PRETTY GIRL WHO WEARS FLOWY DRESSES AND BOWS AND CUTE SHOES
BUT I ALSO WANNA BE A GUY WITH BUTTON UP SHIRTS AND FACIAL STUBBLE
BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE A PUNK GIRL WITH TEAL HAIR AND CROSS JUMPERS
BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO BE A GUY WITH BEANIES AND COMBAT BOOTS AND PIERCINGS
What if every single morning in your life you were put in front of a customize your character screen
u ever just get pissed off that all the marauders were in gryffindor?? or is that like? just me?
like a lot of times i wish i really wish sirius was in slytherin like the rest of his family and overcame the family name. but lets be real he’s more loyal than ambitious, “I WOULD HAVE DIED”. so like stick him in hufflepuff [can you imagine his mother’s face upon hearing that news?]. put peter and is love of those in power and wanting to rise along side them in slytherin. put remus in ravenclaw for the most obvious reasons okay. and leave james, who tried to hold off the dark lord sans wand to give his wife and child a chance to live, in gryffindor.
suddenly you’ve got someone in each house, a view of each house. like whatever this is probably asking a lot since we’re obviously supposed to demonize slytherin or whatever. bUT i always wanted more house diversity in the group u kno. can u imagine them all sneaking in and out of different house common areas. waking up in the wrong ones like ‘oh shit not again’. ravenclaw and puff house members thinking remus and sirius were the cutest couple yet to realize they were a couple.
#the teachers getting annoyed because they don’t know which house to take points from #sneaking into quidditch tryouts to cheer on James and getting kicked out #other students coming up to them and giving them whatever they left in the common room the previous evening #eventually they give up and just leave it there #communicating via flue powder and falling asleep by the fire #Sirius leading Hufflepuff Pride groups at quidditch matches #and agressively wearing black and yellow#mostly to annoy his mother #but also because black looks good on him #and he doesn’t really fit into the whole bit in classes #but boy oh boy does he get something done if he puts his mind to it #except he’s terrible at riddles #and can never get into the Ravenclaw common room #but the knocker takes pity on him and gives him really easy ones #because it knows that he’ll just mope outside until it lets him in #and if he falls asleep in the hallway he’ll complain for DAYS #but sometimes when Remus is fighting with any of the maurauders it will give them SUPER HARD riddles just to lock them out
#oh MAN OKAY LETS DANCE #they make a point to hang out in the slytherin common rooms a lot whenever someone gives peter trouble #mcgonagall has to scold them all for trading common room passwords because #”thats not allowed potter no i dont care if black needed to borrow a book i dont care if he needed to borrow the cure to a disease” #sirius always walks into class with a different colored scarf depending on who he was with last #all of james’ roommates side eye him for the amount of hufflepuff clothes he has lying around because sirius is messy as hell and always ove #the ravenclaws start taking bets on what the weird piece of paper they keep trading back and forth is #the hufflepuff roommates learning to charm their curtains so they dont have to listen to sirius talk into the mirror with james all night #peter is always in the hufflepuff common room because its closest to the kitchen and he and sirius keep staining the couch #whenever hufflepuff plays gryffindor sirius ends up accidentally playing for the wrong team #the ravenclaws all figure out about remus’ condition by third year but they dont say anything because the three seem to have it handled (via themaraudersaredead)